Corona Virus

So agree. Great article on this subject in today's Times by Giles Coren. As he points out amongst other things, if we run out of food first we will not need toilet roll. He also suggests rationing it and making each sheet go further - I leave that to you to figure out.
Basically a lot of people out there are s******* themselves about what is going to happen.

Alternative to using toilet paper. Make a handmade bidet with a plastic bottle, some plastic piping and a pump to wash you buttocks when going to the toilet.